When was the last time you called a company and a real-live person answered? It's becoming less and less the norm these days, and so, of course, somebody has to be the voice recording for the times you're put on hold or work your way through the voicemail options or call after business hours. I'm just proud to say that for this particular event, it's me and not Rhonda from accounting (sorry, Rhonda - to be fair, you didn't sound like you were really all that "into it" anyway).
So! If you find yourself calling the offices over at Cosmo's Fun Fearless Life weekend, well, you just might find yourself hearing a friendly voice, too.