So, you know Laurence Fishburne? Morpheus from The Matrix series? Dr. Raymond Langston from the CSI: shows? Well, he just happens to be the spokesman for Cadillac. And it’s no wonder; the man is smooth. So, so smooth.

So you can imagine my mind-blown excitement when I got called in to voice his GPS for the new Cadillac radio ad “Shield/What Doesn’t it Do?” The spots are now playing in New York and LA…I imagine they’ll work their way inward soon, but just in case you would prefer not to be surprised in your car, I offer the file for your personalized listening pleasure:

Teleportation mode initiated, indeed.