Dim Wit
Q: How many lighting technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: [insert annoyed glare] It’s an “instrument,” stupid.
Q: How many Performance Artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: I don’t know, either. I left at intermission.
Courtesy of Leah Cooper and Beth Gilleland, respectively.
Leigha Horton is a professional actress residing in Minneapolis, Minnesota, and a member of the Screen Actors Guild (SAG) and the American Federation of Television and Radio Artists (AFTRA). For voice and on-camera booking information, please contact