Earth to Horton; come in, Horton.

I just realized the Ivey Awards are happening right now. And I’m at home. Ooopies.

I had a blast at last year’s Iveys playing Waldorf and Statler up in the balcony with my MoCW compatriots… alas, it just wasn’t on my radar this year; it got overshadowed by Elevator Repair Service’s masterpiece, GATZ.

Ah well; next year. Until then, I'll leave the Iveys with a topical quote from two of my favorite old men:

Statler: What's the name of that famous song Tony Bennett sings?
Waldorf: "I Left My Heart In San Francisco"
Statler:  Big deal! I left my teeth in Minneapolis!
Both:	Dooh ho ho ho ho!